1. apogeesystem:

    when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

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  2. blood-blondie:

    how that scene should have gone

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  4. people-should-all-be-onions:

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    whenEVER I’M SAD I WILL LOOK AT THIS POST AND BE HAPPY AGAIN

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  10. am i 19? or do i just look hella fuck in good for 91. the world may nenever know. that makes sense there bc those are tootsie rolls. i think. i fucking hope so bc i ate oNe!!

    theladypipsqueak:

    salparadisewasright:

    theladypipsqueak:

    MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

    "SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

    a li tter box cae k„

    congratulations on turning 91

    thanks

    (Source: thesmuttypirate, via bowlcunts)